The Very Worst Writer

The Inklings, an Oxford-based group of literary folk, used to hold competitions to see who could read the famously terrible writer Amanda McKittrick Ros for the longest without laughing. Here is the beginning of her poem Visiting Westminster Abbey:

Holy Moses! Have a look!
Flesh decayed in every nook!
Some rare bits of brain lie here,
Mortal loads of beef and beer,
Some of whom are turned to dust,
Every one bids lost to lust;
Royal flesh so tinged with 'blue'
Undergoes the same as you.