Captain Haddock's Curses

"Pachyrhizus! Parasites! Patagonians! Pestilential Pachyderm! Phylloxera! Pickled herrings! Pirates! Pithecanthropic montebanks! Pithecanthropic pickpocket! Pithecanthropuses! Pockmarks! Politican! Poltroons! Polygraphs! Polynesian! Profiteers! Psychopath! Purple profiteering jellyfish! Pyrographers! Pyromaniac!"

Herge, the Belgian author of the Tintin comics, filled Captain Haddock's speech bubbles with a delectable assortment of odd curses. Here's a complete list.